I want you to know me... Sorta.

Well hello hello! Thanks for stopping by. No really seriously because part of me doesn't believe that people really read this. But then again if no one ever reads any of what I write, Big Shout Out to the voices in my head. Everything I do is for all of you. You guys hang with me through thick and thin, Big Thanks.

Let me start off with this... This is my first time in about 3 years writing. Sad right? I know. Had a serious case of writer's block. I mean I wrote a few random pieces here and there but nothing consistent, but I'm back so bear with me while I get back into the groove of things...

Since this is my icebreaker blog I figure the best place to start this all off is to let you know a bit bout me... just random stuff... Ready? Okay...

I loathe cold weather, it really puts me in a bad mood.

I'm the youngest AND the oldest child, yup trip offa that... it takes most people a second to figure that out. Go ahead. I'll wait.

I HATE mayo/miracle whip and avocados. Just yuck. What irks me more is when folks who know how much I hate it try to sneak it into my food.

I speak Spanish fluently but generally only speak it when I have to... I also understand a lil Kreyol.

I love most tropical fruits, like mango, starfruit, papaya... but not so much pineapple.

I am a text messaging and twitter junkie and only really enjoy talking on the phone to a handful of people.

I practiced capoeira for 7 years... I will roundhouse the shit outta you.

I LOVE watching Golden Girls. I've seen all the episodes and will still watch them. And YES I was sad when Estelle and Bea died.

I'd rather be hugged than kissed... don't get me wrong I like kissing but not everyone can do it right. And I'm HUGE on oral hygiene... Hugs are a safer alternative. Plus they feel reeeeeally good.

I'm a germaphobe. I only use public bathrooms if it's absolutely necessary. I carry hand sanitizer and use it often.

When a person sneezes loud or "sprays" when they sneeze, it completely GROSS ME OUT. My dad sneezes like that and ever since I was little it's made my skin crawl. It's nasty.

I wear a size 6Y in sneakers. Yuh... so my Js are no more than $80-$85. Don't hate.

I'm a Thanksgiving baby and I'm pretty sure that because of that I DON'T really care for turkey ::sidenote:: My birthday is actually ON Thanksgiving Day this year. ::end sidenote::

I prefer vanilla over chocolate. Ice cream not men.

I'm Mexican, Dominican and Haitian. Horny + Horny/Crazy + Crazy = ME
::proceed with caution::

Tallest guy I ever dated was 6'9. I'm 5'2. I loooove tall men.

I don't like being referred to as African-American cuz I'm not... be on the look out for a blog on this subject SOON.

I overuse "..." when I'm writing informally or texting... Probably cuz I write like I talk... I dunno.

I brush my teeth at least 4 times a day. I carry a toothbrush with me. All the time.

Clusters of bubbles, big or small, make my skin crawl. Don't ask cuz I don't know where this came from.

I can go days without eating. Personal best is 4 days. I think this was one of the biggest sources of frustration for my ex. I know this is gonna sound stupid (so in advance if you say yuh L wtf that is stupid, here's your FUCK YOU) but I forget to eat. Especially when I'm on my grind, school or work wise, I overload on everything else and I will forget. Or I'll hear/feel my stomach yellin at me and ignore it. Long story on how this habit developed, you may see a blog on this at a later date.

I will listen to all types of music. Seriously I will listen to anything once. May not make it onto my playlist but I'll give it a shot.

I'm going to school to become a doctor. I started out wanting to be an RN. But after some self evalutation I came to the conclusion that I just wouldn't feel like being an RN would fulfill my need to feel like I'm making a difference... plus I am too much of a control freak, and I don't like taking orders... (yes I know doctors have to listen and take orders blah blah blah... HOWEVER I get to give orders... it's like the difference between being an assistant manager and a district manager)

I have damn near no female friends. Bitches are evil backstabbing bitter cunts. Correction SOME bitches are evil backstabbing bitter cunts. I have little to no patience for the stupidity that some broads can't shake. So believe that if a female is hanging tight with me, she's DAMN good peoples.

I honestly believe that you'll never met another woman quite like me.


Okay, hopefully you don't think I'm a psycho or sociopath. And hopefully you'll be back for more as I get back in my groove. It's okay if you don't though. The folks in my head will get you.

Peace.